Gossip Girl--- “The Witches of Bushwick”

Gossip Girl--- “The Witches of Bushwick”

Sorry for the lack of last week’s Gossip Girl posting… things got a little bit hectic. Any woo… this episode seemed to be all about revenge and it was awesome.  See I never thought that Serena had a true purpose on the show. She was just a good time girl with nothing to show.

Serena has to make a choice, she needs to choose between Dan and Nate because everyone loves her… and the Post finds out about the “affair” between her and Colin (the professor). Lily throws down some law… get yo shit together Serena, life aint a joke! Ok she doesn’t say it like that, but she should have.

Jenny teams up with Juliet and Vanessa to bring Serena down. Lil J gets Serena’s sim card from her cell phone and starts sending text messages to Nate and Dan in order for them to hate Serena even more for what she is putting them through.  Lil J tells Lily that Juliet contacted her and Lily then sets up a meeting with Juliet. Juliet lets Lily know that she has some dirt on Serena and she isn’t afraid to use it. Well you know Lily gives her some hush money (isn’t that what it’s always about?)

Blair and Chuck are still getting it on. Well, until Blair finds out that because she is with Chuck, some organizations don’t want to be associated with her.  So they try to hide the relationship.

Chuck is throwing a masquerade ball and you know everyone is down to go. Somehow Juliet finds out what dress Serena is wearing and gets the same dress.  Juliet then goes into the ball ahead of Serena and with a mask on, she makes out with both Nate and Dan. Juliet (still in mask) uncovers Blair and Chuck’s private relationship.  Everyone is mad at the real Serena and no one believes that it wasn’t her doing all of this.

(This part I missed) Apparently Juliet gets Serena a mask that has some kind of drug on it which causes Serena to pass out.  Juliet then puts Serena in a cab and sends a text message to the Dean that Serena is withdrawing from school…

It was a good episode.

lalaG

Gossip Girl--- “Easy J”

Gossip Girl--- “Easy J”

Alright, I know you guys missed Gossip Girl last week just like I did but this week it was back on and in full force.

At the beginning of the show, we see Serena in bed, but not alone. Colin (the guy who kept stealing her cabs) was in bed with her, but nothing had happened. Serena goes to class and finds out that Colin is her new business professor.  Serena decides to drop the class and to start dating this guy… until Lily finds out about this class she is taking. Lily goes on about how proud she is of Serena that she is taking college seriously and not taking just easy classes.  At a bachelor event where Colin gets an award, Lily finds out about the relationship and kinda gives Serena a guilt trip. Serena then decides to not have a relationship with Colin while she is in his class.

Nate’s father is transferred to another prison.  This happens to be the same prison Juliet’s brother is in. Nate’s father gets beaten up.

From the last episode, Chuck was calling Tim Gunn over at Parson’s to see if Jenny Humphries could get an interview because Chuck knows how much this piss Blair off. Blair found out about Lil J being back in town and Blair sent her little cronies after her.  The absolutely awesome Tim Gunn made a guest appearance on Monday night’s episode and he was full on “Tim” mode.  When Jenny when to show Tim the dresses, Blair’s minions damaged the dresses and Tim was completely mortified and thought it all was a joke.  When Chuck finds out about, he offers Jenny another chance at meeting Tim later on that evening.  When Jenny meets with Tim again, Tim lets her know that she got the interview because of Chuck Bass.  Jenny is tired of all the games and being a pawn, sends out a blast to Gossip Girl detailing her night with Chuck Bass.  Blair and Chuck then call a truce.

At the end of the episode we see Juliet waiting in an apartment. Colin walks in… and hands her a check… these two are up to something…

Pretty simple and basic episode, but still a good one. To those who think it was only ok, just think its setting us up for something huge to happen.

Xoxo

lalaG

Gossip Girl--- “Goodbye Columbia”

Gossip Girl--- “Goodbye Columbia”

 (I just tried to add pics and it wouldnt let me!)

War has been officially declared on Blair by Chuck and I’m so excited by this. No more of Mr. Nice Chuck Bass, we now have the devious one back. There is a class that Blair is so excited to take from a professor, Martha Chamberlain and become her TA, but Chuck stops her from doing that.  First Chuck makes a huge donation to Columbia to get in the school and then becomes her TA before Blair gets the chance and doesn’t let Blair into the class. Blair tries again by setting up the professor with a date but Chuck finds out about this and switches the male date with a female. Chamberlain is insulted by this and throws Blair out of her class.  Chamberlain then over hears Chuck and Blair talking about the situation and promptly quits from her teaching position.  We all know that Chuck is only getting started….

Serena seems to have bigger problems than Blair.  Gossip Girl sends out a message stating that a certain someone has a STD. Not good for Serena, not at all.  We all know Juliet is behind this, and so she convinces Nate to go get a STD test and Dan comes with him.  Of course Gossip Girl gets a pic of the dynamic duo going in and it’s spread all over.  The reason why Juliet and her “friend” wanting to take down Serena is still unknown and it’s still not over yet.

Juliet gets an idea, she wants to get a hold of Serena’s phone and she finds perfect opportunity at a party in Hamilton House.  Juliet gets Vanessa in on the plan and they take a peek at Serena’s emails. While searching around the emails, Vanessa finds out that Dan never slept with Serena (at the end of last season with the pic). Before Juliet puts the phone back, she decides to send a very suggestive message to one of Serena’s professors.  You know on Gossip Girl, the professor just happens to be there and they confront Serena about it and tell her she could get expelled for sending such and email. Vanessa hears what’s going on and wants to tell the truth about everything and as she is about to, Juliet slips the phone into her purse. Juliet then suggests that Serena call her phone and it starts ringing in Vanessa’s purse… Everyone believes Juliet when she says she has nothing to do with this.

Vanessa packs a bag and leaves Dan’s loft.

lalaG

Gossip Girl--- “Touch of Eva”

Gossip Girl--- “Touch of Eva”

Monday nights’ episode of Gossip Girl was awesome as usual.



Eva and Chuck



Blair at Cartier

With Chuck bringing Eva to the states, Blair tries to keep her mind off of Chuck with no avail. Gossip Girl as usual, keeps everyone informed on what’s going on and she peeps pics of Chuck giving Eva this very expensive Cartier watch.  While in the other room, Serena keeps tabs on both Dan and Nate through Gossip Girl. Blair and Serena both make a pact to not worry about their ex loves and we all know how long that is gonna last….

Blair decides to take a trip to Cartier to see how much exactly this watch that Chuck bought for Eva is. When Blair goes into the store, she catches Eva in the back room getting money back for the watch.  Blair tells Chuck (or Gossip Girl) about this info and Chuck confronts Eva. Apparently the driver needed money and she sold the watch back and gave it to him. How very sweet of her and Chuck forgives her.

Serena and Dan

Now through some weird chain of events, Serena is with Dan and they start doing Google searches on Eva (I was flipping back and forth from the Real Housewives of Atlanta.) Eva was a prostitute! Blair thanks Dan in her usual snarky way and runs and tells Chuck. And yet again, Chuck forgives Eva.

Juliet finds about Dan and Serena hanging out and lets Vanessa know. Juliet tries to get Vanessa to confront Serena.

Nate breaks it off with Juliet cause he is getting the feelin that this bitch is sneaky and up to something (trust your instincts!)

Serena is comforting Nate about the breakup, when Dan catches them.

Juliet and Nate

Vanessa and Dan get back together.

Juliet and Nate get back together also.

In Blair’s last attempt to get Chuck and Eva separated, Blair plants Chuck’s passport in Eva’s purse which makes it seems like Eva knew who Chuck was the entire time and only wanted him for his money. Chuck sends Eva on his way and figures out what Blair has done and tries to find Eva. She is gone. Chuck then fires the driver Eva gave the money to.

This was a really good episode and from the looks of next week’s preview, it does gonna be a good one too!

lalaG

all pics from tvfanatic.com

Gossip Girl---- “The Undergraduate”

Gossip Girl---- “The Undergraduate”

Ok… so sorry about last week’s lack of Gossip Girl review. Trust and believe I wanted to post something, but you know how that goes.

The episode started off with the “Gossip Girl” site being down. Some wondered if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, but if you are a true fan of the show then you know Gossip Girl still gets all the good info about what’s going down.

Apparently there is this “club”, Hamilton House, at Columbia that all the most important chicks are trying to get into. This includes Blair and Serena.  When the dynamic duo show up to get a key (which is a necklace) some of their old rivals are there to greet them. Also in the mix is Juliet (Nate’s new crush) who happens to be the key master. Of course there is one key and everyone thought the key would automatically go to Serena. Um no, it goes to Blair. Yall know this Juliet chick is up to something…

Dan is playing single dad and Vanessa decides to move in to help him out with Milo. Rufus knows that Milo isn’t his grandson and has Dan do a paternity test. For those who have never seen a Gossip Girl concerning Georgina, the baby isn’t Dan’s (DUH). Georgina comes back from her “spa” week (which really a trip to the beach) and takes Milo from Dan and gives him some sob Georgina story about why she did it (Mobsters).

Eric is back on the scene and he finds out that Chuck is gonna be lurking back around New York, so he decides to go to Rufus and snitch. Chuck in the past had tried to get his freak on with Jenny before and now Rufus know. You know who else knows about that, Lily. She said not to worry, and you know she runs that house. Chuck hasn’t come clean about his past to new chick, Eva, but slowly but surely it does, but she still sticks around.

Back to Blair and Serena… Well Juliet is trying to pit Blair and Serena against each other and it seems like its working.  What Juliet forgets that this is a secret society in which past members have a say in who gets in. Yall all know that Lily was a past member… There is even a mock fight that is staged between Blair and Serena which is awesome. The truth comes out and Juliet is kicked out.

Best line of the night....

"Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish". (Blair on Juliette & Nate)

i love me some Blair.

can't wait for next weeks

xoxo

lalaG